drinklust:

once i got very drunk in a bar and my mum had to pick me up so i was trying to act normal by keeping the conversation so i asked her if shes a virgin and she looked at me with pain in her eyes and said “i wish i was”

(Source: drinklust, via goldenboydean)

partybarackisinthehousetonight:

never let your printer know that you waited until the last minute to print something and you’re in a hurry. they can sense fear

(via whovianpotterlocked)

theblackfeathergirl:

Current mood: Ryan Evans when he wasn’t allowed to sing HumuHumu

image

(Source: marco-kissed-a-horseface, via leftnipple)

mygayshoes:

lexatu:

casual reminder that australia is a conspiracy and all australian bloggers are russian spies

Клеветнические ЛОЖЬ …… мате

(Source: trashzang, via humanityishowlingatthemoon)

"

Someone will always be prettier.
Someone will always be smarter.
Someone will always be younger.

But they will never be you.

"

orlandobloomers:

aliceinthetempleofpearlgarden:

davegrohlgetinmybed:

theres nothing sexier than a guy playing guitar

a girl playing guitar

a tyrannosaurus rex playing guitar, struggling to strum with its tiny arms, fueled by rage and an inner desire to Rock

(via humanityishowlingatthemoon)

tom-spanks:

remember when u were like 11 and the only thing u wanted was a lava lamp

(via braydaaan)

allonsyforever:

allonsyforever:

allonsyforever:

I swallowed a goldfish whole is it going to be in my system for seven years or something

wait thats gum

i feel like i should clarify that i meant the snack that smiles back not the animal

(via thelokigameswiththewinchesters)