once i got very drunk in a bar and my mum had to pick me up so i was trying to act normal by keeping the conversation so i asked her if shes a virgin and she looked at me with pain in her eyes and said “i wish i was”
never let your printer know that you waited until the last minute to print something and you’re in a hurry. they can sense fear
Current mood: Ryan Evans when he wasn’t allowed to sing HumuHumu
casual reminder that australia is a conspiracy and all australian bloggers are russian spies
Клеветнические ЛОЖЬ …… мате
Someone will always be prettier.
Someone will always be smarter.
Someone will always be younger.
But they will never be you."
theres nothing sexier than a guy playing guitar
a girl playing guitar
a tyrannosaurus rex playing guitar, struggling to strum with its tiny arms, fueled by rage and an inner desire to Rock
remember when u were like 11 and the only thing u wanted was a lava lamp
I swallowed a goldfish whole is it going to be in my system for seven years or something
wait thats gum
i feel like i should clarify that i meant the snack that smiles back not the animal